Spoilers for The Fall series 3 episode 1 below.
WELL… or more to the point, seriously unwell, as ambulances, hospitals, doctors and buckets of blood and guts dominated my first taste of BBC Two’s hit psychological thriller The Fall. In truth, I was quite relieved.
Being somewhat squeamish about sadism, and being mindful of at least one savage critic who slated the first two series as being sick ‘extended rape fantasy’ and ‘torture porn’, I watched the long-awaited opener to series 3 with trepidation.
But apart from some fairly gratuitous close-ups of the killer’s pulsating, open stomach on the operating table, I was pleased to see this episode was far more about the psychology than sick sexual ordeals and killings. Blood and gristle I can take, albeit with only one squinting eye barely open.
Back to the big question of the night: Who, if any, survived the big shoot-out at the end of series two?
Millions of fans were left hovering in the air, with their brains whirring as much as the blades of the hapless helicopter which could not land to save the victims in the forest because there were too many trees. And they were stunned by lead cop Stella Gibson (Gillian Anderson), who is as icy cold as her bright blue ‘death stare’ eyes, suddenly letting rip with a flash of tear-stained emotion when she saw Paul Spector (Jamie Dornan), the serial killer she had hunted for so long, lying prostrate on the ground, bleeding to death.
“We’re losing him!” was the tantalising wail viewers were left with as she gazed into his eyes, and he gazed back.
Well, we know he’s good looking, but really…
Meanwhile it was left to another policewoman to rush to Gibson’s actual lover, DS Tom Anderson (Colin Morgan), also lying flat on the forest floor.

As series three began an ambulance finally turned up and the first half of the episode was spent in hospital, with loads of doctors and nurses fighting to save Spector. “He’s hypertensive and puking,” shouted one nurse, adding to the wince-factor. Fortunately, there was light relief with the advent of the witty Dr Joe O’Donnell (Richard Coyle) scattering one-liners like paracetamol in between strange tunnel scenes depicting Spector facing death.
And yes, there was the proverbial light at the end trying to draw him forward, along with a woman whom he thought was his dead mother calling him. But at the other end of the tunnel he heard his daughter and came back.
As well as having his spleen removed (and I am sure we all know how to do that now, after such detailed viewing) he needed gallons of blood. “Six units of house red,” called droll Dr O’Donnell when Spector was first stretchered in, but a lot more was poured out of him and into him after that. “Twice his blood volume – no expense spared!”
Twitter went into meltdown, thinking (with horror) that The Fall had landed on Planet Holby. But eventually it was over, and he was indeed saved.
O’Donnell’s idea of giving Detective Superintendent Gibson an update on her prisoner’s condition was: “I’m guessing he needs a spleen and a bucket. So he’s the Belfast Strangler? Wow.”
It was at this point it struck one young female doctor that they were keeping a serial killer’s heart beating, with four victims (so far). Talking to O’Donnell about Belfast city women living in fear, and asking random boyfriends to move in with them, she suddenly realised she, too, could have been targeted. “They were just young women living their lives like I live mine. That could have been me!” she said, wide-eyed.
But in a rare ‘worthy’ moment, he reminded her that saving lives was their sole mission in life, quoting his best doctor buddy in the military, who had sometimes had to treat Afghan insurgents ahead of his own troops, based on whose medical need was the greater. “If he was here he’d tell us it’s our duty to treat yer man humanely and protect him, even if he is a murdering bastard… allegedly.”
Eventually, dishy DS Anderson also turned up at the hospital, with a nurse telling Dr O’Donnell: “We’ve got another gunshot wound.” “What is this, the 70s?” he retorted,.
And then came the second biggest question of the night, when Gibson remembered to go and see how Anderson was doing too.

Anderson, nursing a bloodied arm, echoed all our thoughts when he asked Gibson: “Why did you run to him?”
“What?” she said.
“The both of us were shot but you ran to him not me, all your concern was for him,” (big sniff).
“I could see his injuries were worse,” she struggled to explain.
“And you were crying out ‘we’re losing him’ – you sounded… anguished.”
Cue the brilliant blue Stella death stare. “I didn’t want it to end there, not like that, no court case, no sentence, no punishment, no closure for the families. I want him to live so that he can be tried and sentenced and spend the rest of his life in prison. If I sounded anguished, that’s why.”
Anderson gave an even bigger sniff. No, we don’t believe her either. I wonder if he remembered Spector giving him some unwelcome advice about sleeping with the boss in the last series: “If you haven’t done it yet, don’t. I’ve tasted both the fantasy and the deed. The fantasy is way more piquant.”
We last saw Anderson carrying his wounds home, and gazing out of the window at the city lights, as you do. In this drama everything is slow, dark and moody, and impregnated with meaning, even a visit to a hotel room. I blame Wallander.
Meanwhile, the reason everyone was in the forest in the first place was because Spector was leading them to kidnapped radiologist Rosie Stagg (a one-time girlfriend of Spector’s but now a married mum), found bruised and battered but just about alive in the boot of her car, where she was thought to have lain for four days.
As she was wheeled through to a suspiciously dark ward after treatment, a room perilously close to the comatose Spector, Gibson called out: “Rose, Rose you’re safe now. Everything’s going to be OK.” No wonder she spent the rest of the episode looking as though she knew she was utterly doomed.
And there was an awful feeling of foreboding haunting Spector’s room, too. Gibson spent an age looking long and hard at the spectre of Spector before being ordered out by a nurse. You can’t help but think that with brown hair she would be prime meat for him.
Crime stories are full of love-hate relationships between hunter and hunted. But long, lingering shots of Gibson’s face, and in her unexpectedly heartfelt advice to Rosie’s husband about how he could best help heal her, there were several hints that there’s much more to Gibson’s own story to be told. It sounded tellingly close to home, leading me to think this is personal for her for a far bigger reason than her profession.
As we left them all, we saw the killer left alone with the pretty nurse, Kiera Sheridan (played by comedian Aisling Bea), who fit his victim profile to a tee. The ominous music built to a ‘boom’ as first his hand flinched when she wasn’t looking, and then his evil eyes flashed open while her back was turned. Strangely, she seemed to sense something and momentarily froze before carrying on with her work. Did she feel a shiver down her spine, did she hear a change in his beeping pulse? Will she have the sense to get the heck out of there?
Earlier in the episode, Dr O’Donnell warned: “Things are about to get messy.” We can be sure he was right.
But whatever lies ahead, I am going to stick it out. I’m not ready to turn into Mary Whitehouse just yet…
Thin plot, his finger prints were found on the modern weapon, when they got his name they didn’t even check where he worked? Holes throughout, got annoying after first series, they milked it and as predictable as the poor police procedural, people stopped watching. Should have been a one series, six episode thriller.
He didn’t take the bag from a rubbish receptacle. He had seen a wrapped shirt/uniform in the Dr.’s locker when he returned to the facility after his violent police interview. (We thought he was paying attention to the keys the doctor tossed in the locker.) He punched out the doctor, found the locker keys, took out the wrapped clothing, removed the clothing letting it drop to the floor, kept the bag and stuffed it in his pocket as he was also removing the belt from the doctor’s waist.
What was the significance of the note that Spectre wrote on and dropped on the floor?